someone explain to me what the fuck i just watched
one of the greatest scenes ever put on film
If the youth of tumblr don’t know Beetlejuice, then WE HAVE FAILED THEM.
So hey look I have this sheet and it’s really handy if you want to develop the basics of a character
it looks really simple at first but this is actually amazingly useful for getting to know your own characters
And the angels wept.
Paging Crown and Gin, STAT!
Oh. All of this. Gin, next TV night we’re having this. Thank you Pyris.
The cherry merlot one is ….ok.
The peach, however, is fucking phenomenal!
My local home-grown grocery store started offering them about a year ago, but they never really took off, so I doubt they’ll be restocking them.
i cant stop laughing
WHAT THE FUCK
funniest part of my day
oh god o.o
this should be a trojan ad
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
This is one of the few things of note my father taught me.
baby baby baby
This literally just crushed me.
I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
this ad would be cooler if they meant that your swimsuit is alive & going to fight you
that heAD NOD
the chick in the back tho
my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN
that’s my kind of cat
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